The Jawbone of the Ass
... is awarded to the most puissant punster at Appledore's Tournament of the Golden Swan by acclaim at the Sunday night feast. Past holders include ...
- Father Christopher
- Bahran the Respendent
- Steven of Westmarch
- Jamie Macpherson
- Gerhard Kendal of Westmoreland, who has won it twice
- HL Evangelina du Lac (many time winner) of Frozen Mountain
- HL Siobhan the Wanderer of Frozen Mountain
- HL Kraig Landental formerly of Frozen Mountain, now of Montegarde
- Baron Harold Devin of Waltham
- HL Malcolm of Lamont